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ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ for Sale! $500.00
You've SEEN it listed here 1st! THE ORIGINAL SICK STICK!
CAR WASHING CATER NOW!
BUSINESS / HOME WINDOW CLEANING CATER NOW!
HIRE CONRAD NOW!
American Landscapes are EXTREMELY difficult to come by these days!-A
Do you understand the feeling of having a very young helpless child pull at your heart-strings? Yes I know that feeling!
Is your degree STEM? i guess so!
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ for Sale! $500.00
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I SUBMIT, BENEVOLENT SERVICE APPLICATION TO EMPLOY ONE (1) NAME
CONRAD LEE RHOADES III
ONE (1) BODY THA/ IN MOTION BECAUSE OF HIS PHYSICAL DEXTERITY WITH PROVEN COGNITIVE FLEXIBILITY & PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS FOR PAYMENT
Does the letter combination XMTS mean SEX? Absolutely not!
What celebrity do you think you are? None
What movie do you think you are in? None
What song do you think you are in? None
Do you know how to make a skim board? Skim Board Cater? Yes!
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 1
ASSISTANT
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
PHONE#: +1850#######
EMAIL: #####@jets.com
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 2
MAINTENANCE
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
PHONE#: +1850#######
EMAIL: #####@jets.com
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 3
ASSOCIATE
PHONE#: +1850#######
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 4
STOCKER
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
PHONE#: +1850#######
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 5
CLEANER
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 6
RESUPPLY
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 7
INVENTORY
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
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BUSINESS / ENTERPRISE: 8
ADVISOR
911 East Building 7,Crestview, Florida, 32536
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APPLICATION INFORMATION/DATA S3_CACHE
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* - JOODNO HOW DO WE CONTACT YOU?
FULL NAME: CONRAD LEE RHOADES III
D.O.B: 09/21/1975
HOME ADDRESS: 35 B ALDER AVE SE / APT. B / FORT WALTON BEACH / FLORIDA / 32548
PHONE: (850)865-9948
EMAIL: 1YOURLAND1@GMAIL.COM
CURRENT PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT: MU2lA
CURRENT RATE OF PAY: $500.00 per/single
DATE OF AVAILABILITY: ASAP
Social Security # : See Application
ARE YOU A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES? YES
ARE YOU AUTHORIZED TO WORK IN THE U.S.? YES
ARE YOU A Protected VETERAN?: NO
Are you stealing Valor? No
IF SELECTED FOR EMPLOYMENT, ARE YOU WILLING TO SUBMIT TO A BACKGROUND CHECK? YES
UNIFORM SIZE: LARGE
e-signature and consent
I confirm that I read, agree and consent to the information described in the links below
By continuing on this page you acknowledge that you have read, understand and agree to the general terms of use.
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EDUCATION
Elementary School: Fort Walton Beach / Crestview, Florida
Middle School: Crestview, Florida
HIGH SCHOOL: YES
1250 N Ferdon Blvd 32536
FROM: 1989 TO 1993
ADDRESS: CRESTVIEW, FLORIDA
DID YOU GRADUATE?: YES
DIPLOMA?: YES
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COLLEGE: YES
FROM: 1993 TO 2003 +1 YEAR
ADDRESS: NICEVILLE & GAINESVILLE & BOSTON & PHILADELPHIA
DID YOU GRADUATE?: YES
DIPLOMA?: YES
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OTHER*: YES
FROM: 2005 TO CURRENT
ADDRESS: COLORADO & FLORIDA
DID YOU GRADUATE?: YES
DIPLOMA?: YES
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PLEASE LIST 3 PROFESSIONAL REFERENCES
1.
FULL NAME: DJ NDA
RELATIONSHIP: K-12 School
COMPANY: ARMY VETERAN
PHONE: ?
ADDRESS: ?
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I'm know you are braver than I am!
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2.
FULL NAME: JN NDA
RELATIONSHIP: 9-12 High School
COMPANY: Military VETERAN
PHONE: ?
ADDRESS: ?
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I'm sorry I rolled your parents house!
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3.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR PREVIOUS SUPERVISORS FOR A REFERENCE?: YES
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What was your first job? ENTREPRENEUR
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ARE YOU LEGALLY ELIGIBLE TO WORK IN THE UNITED STATES?: YES
ARE YOU EITHER A US CITIZEN OR A PERMANENT RESIDENT?: YES
VISA STATUS: 100% AMERICAN
Which Jet looks better the F-35 or F-22? Both are GREAT
Are you smart enough to be a F-35 or F-22 fighter pilot? No
Are you arrogant? I don't know
Have you ever designed a gas station? Yes
Has a WOMAN ever asked you out? Only to do PROFESSIONAL work
Did you do a good job? I don't know
Do you give 100% at your work environments even if you know you won't live that long? YES
Do you harass co-workers as you climb the corporate ladder? No / How do you respond to that situation? I look for another job / career /
Do you understand other people? I know myself
What is your sexual orientation? Straight
Do people with other sexual orientations bother you? No
How do you feel about people who marry outside of their "race"? I don't feel anything / your government designated skin color status is none of my business.
Have you ever threatened your employer or their employees with violence? No
Have you lost? Yes my life is full of loss
Do you want revenge? No
Are you cocky? No
Are you a smart-ass? If that is how you feel, who am I to disagree!
Do you know how others view you? I don't think others really care for me
Do you believe you are impressive? No
Have you hurt other peoples feelings? Yes
Have you ruined others things? Yes
Are you being a smart a**? No. but I can understand why you would perceive it that way.
Are you facetious? No, but I can understand why you would perceive me to be.
How do you work? I show up and do my job or what I am asked/told then I go home.
If you fail do you expect others to shame you for it? If they like it is their right to do so.
Have you ever been late for work? Yes
Was it important for you not to be late? No
Did your employer believe it was important to be on time? I don't know
Do you use foul language / slang at your place of employment? No
Are you too smart for your own good? No
Do you feed the sea gulls? No
Have you been humbled? Many times
Do you believe in freedom of speech and non-violent / violent by yourself expression? Yes
Do you try to make extra work for your coworkers? No
Could you fly a jet airliner? Yes
Do you have an ego? No
Do you complain at work? No
Have you ever run your own business? Yes
Were you good at it? No
Could you do it again? Yes
Would you be better at it the second time? Yes
Are you good at speaking in public? No /Do you get nervous when doing so? No
Do you have tatoos? No /Do you care if people get tatoos on the black market in FLORIDA? No
Have you had employers that were trying to murder you in public? Yes, multiple employers in Florida
Why would they try to murder you? If you are intelligent enough to understand the cover-page on my website then the only logical retort to such a question is why did 9/11/2001 happen?
Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yes
Did you like being in a fist fight? No
Have you ever had an employer in Florida threaten you with violence? Yes
Have you ever been a security guard with a license? Yes
Have you ever worked side by side with the Police and Sheriff directing automobile and human traffic as a security guard? Yes
Are you entitled? No
Have you ever non-violently escorted intoxicated individuals out of harms way in large public arenas while being observed by thousands of people? Yes
Have you ever been in close proximity to a celebrity behind closed doors? Yes
Are you perfect? No
Have you ever had mock cross hangings performed on you? Yes in North Florida
Have you ever been penetrated with a foreign object from a person with a different skin color than yours against your will? Yes, more than once and one object stayed inside my body for more than 18 years and I never realized it until it started to come out
Do you believe everyone with a different skin color than yours behaves that way? No
Have you ever experienced discrimination? Yes
Have you interacted with the FBI, CIA, NSA, or other governmental security operations? Yes
DO YOU HAVE EXAMPLES OR EXPERIENCE WITH TEAMWORK YOU CAN SHARE WITH US?: YES, I HAVE PARTICIPATED ON MANY SPORTS TEAMS INCLUDING BASEBALL, SOCCER, FOOTBALL & BASKETBALL. I'VE ALSO WORKED ALONG-SIDE, WITHIN & WITH TEAMS TO HELP DELIVER LARGE URBAN PROJECTS AND PRODUCTS FOR PUBLIC USE AND CONSUMPTION ACROSS CONTINENTS AND STATE LINES
Have you ever done volunteer work? YES, I HAVE HELPED ASSEMBLE HOMES WITH HABITAT FOR HUMANITY / worst headache ever!
Have you ever physically yourself repaired automobiles and what were the repairs? Brake jobs, Tire Rotation, Transmission Replacement, Oil Changes, Speaker and Amps, Timing Belts, Spark plug and wire replacement, Alternator replacement, Actuator diagnosis and repair, brake and rotor replacement, u-joint pull and install, all belts pull and replacement, Air Filter replacement, Fuse diagnosis and repair, Windshield wiper replacement, small motor replacement and others.
Who did you learn auto repair from? Air Force mechanic
Should you have chosen a different profession? No
Are you difficult to get along with? No, but for you I might seem difficult
Do you really understand what rejection is? Yes
Do you understand what failure is? Yes
Do you have a problem with Authority? No
Are you abusive and / or do you have an abusive personality? No
Do you have narcissistic personality disorder? No
How many years have you cleaned restrooms at your job? 5 years every day with only 1 day off
Do you like working every day? I think I might prefer it as I did so out west for 4 years
Would you do that again? Yes
Have you ever done marketing? Yes
Have you ever held a sign by the side of the road marketing for the business where you were employed? Yes
Have you ever worked with people who declared themselves to have bi-polar disorder or other conditions requiring empathy and understanding? Yes
Do you believe you are a face person? No
Do you believe you are attractive? No
Do you believe you work hard? Yes
What is the most hours you've had on a time sheet for one week? 115 Hours / What was the result? I was terminated? Why? NDA
Have you ever been responsible for interviewing potential candidates for a career with coordination from Human Resources? Yes
Have you ever done large maintenance and remodeling projects? Yes
Have you ever been the lead cook in a kitchen? Yes
Have you ever fired an employee? No, I asked to be transferred to another store because I did not hire the violent employee
Have you ever been in sales? Yes
Have you ever been a lead dishwasher? Yes
Have you ever been a lead for food preparation? Yes
Have you ever been an Assistant Manager / Supervisor? Yes
Have you ever been a Manager? Yes
Are you looking for a managerial job over people? No
What was the most costly project you ever managed? millions of dollars
Have you ever been recognized in front of your coworkers for doing an excellent job by management? Yes
Do you make mistakes? Yes
Have you ever done accounting for a business? Yes
Do you brag? No
Have you ever done inventory counts? Yes
Have you ever worked with flexible scheduling? Yes
Have you ever been in charge of scheduling? Yes
Have you ever been a team leader?: YES
Have you ever traveled out of country for your job? Yes
Have you ever worked directly with the building department? Yes
Have you ever attended a City Council Meeting? Yes
Have you ever presented projects to your coworkers and/or customers/clients? Yes
Have you ever prepared presentation materials? Yes
Have you ever stocked coolers? Yes
Have you ever stocked shelves? Yes
Have you ever worked with live animals? Yes
Have you ever unloaded product from shipping containers and trucks? Yes
Have you ever been responsible for counting money, managing the safe and transferring money to banks and or money trucks? Yes
Have you ever deep cleaned your place of employment? Yes
Have you ever checked ID's for purchases? Yes
Are you rude to customers / clients? No
Do you open doors for people? Yes
Do the disabled deserve extra help and attention if they ask? Yes
Does weather and temperature bother you? No
Have you ever assembled a fire suppression system, exit and safety plan? Yes
Have you ever been supervised by a Fire Marshal? Yes
Have you ever drawn plans to gain approval and signature from a Fire Marshal? Yes
Have you ever written specifications using ADA / OSHA / etc. standards? Yes
Have you ever assembled HVAC plans? Yes
Have you ever been CLARB certified? Yes
Did you ever work for EDSA Orlando? Yes, in the MAGIC fanatic building
Do you know Pete Dykstra? I know of him
Are you able to explain/detail how the U.S. Military builds installations from start to scratch with step by step instructions from finish to completion in foreign countries? Yes
Have you ever worked with a mechanical engineer? Yes
Have you ever worked in a medical profession? Yes
Have you ever worked with a electrician? Yes
Have you ever worked for a plumber? Yes
Have you ever worked for a trucking company? Yes
Have you ever worked with construction companies? Yes
Have you ever worked with contractors? Yes
Have you ever done cost estimates? Yes
Have you ever done site assembly coordination scheduling? Yes
Do you have respect for trades personnel? Yes
Have you ever worked with or for vehicle mechanics? Yes
Have you had MARXIST employers? Yes
Do you drink liquor or alcohol? No
Do you smoke cigarettes? No
Are you a drug addict? No
Are you a Racist? No
Are you a Bigot? No
Are you conceited? No
Are you a snotty brat? No
Are you easily distracted? No
Have you been publicly humiliated? Yes
Are you arrogant? No
Are you violent? No
Are you obtuse? No
Are you mean? No
Have you ever lost your temper? Yes
Do you have a temper problem? No
Do you have all your teeth? No
Do you get angry easily? No
Have you ever been in jail? Yes
Have you ever done public service? Yes
Have you ever been married? No
Do you have children? No
Have you heard of children being close-lined by barbed wire in Florida? Yes
Do you forgive people? Yes
Do you keep communication lines open? Yes
Have you ever been on call? Yes
Are you able to lift 50 / 70 pounds? yes
Are you able to comply with spending 6-9 hours on your feet at a time? yes
Is life fair? No
Should life be fair? I don't know
Proper work apparel, no excessive jewelry or makeup, and good hygiene are requirements of the position. Are you willing to comply? Yes, to the best of my ability.
Do you have a reliable form of transportation? Yes
How did you hear about this job? Online
Have your previous Employers in Florida made you aware of Health, Safety and Welfare concerns in the Environments you were required to operate in? NO and NEVER
Have you ever worked with a Client Representative? Yes
Do you know about landscape maintenance plans? Yes
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN EMPLOYER THAT WAS BORN IN IRAQ? YES What Profession? Multi-disciplined land development corporation with focus on Bureau of Land Management! What did you do for them? ELK CORRIDOR RESEARCH 1 (SCAT MAPPING), GRAPHIC DESIGN, Construction Documents and RESORT PLANNING
Does YOUTUBE like you? NO
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Is America Great? For some people it is!
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Are you smart? I'm trying to be intelligent like you!
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Is MMA is an addictive sport like being a gym RAT! Yes, the body gets used to it.
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Who is writing the binary 'AI' code? People. Who is creating the 'AI' code? People. What is 'AI' code? It is binary code. that asks a question scaled zero (0) to nine (9) and gives an answer from zero (0) to nine (9)?. Is it used for robots? Yes. Are you a robot? No.
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Previous Employment
Company : Restaurant
Address : Florida
Phone : NDA
Supervisor : NDA
Job Title : Maintenance
From 2024 to 2025
Reason for leaving : NDA
May we contact your previous supervisor for a reference? NDA
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Company : Restaurant
Address : Florida
Phone : NDA
Supervisor : NDA
Job Title : Maintenance
From 2024 to 2025
Reason for leaving : NDA
May we contact your previous supervisor for a reference? NDA
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Company : Hotel
Address : Florida
Phone : NDA
Supervisor : NDA
Job Title : Maintenance
From 2019 to 2024
Reason for leaving : NDA
May we contact your previous supervisor for a reference? NDA
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